real tears

An expression that denotes that something has caused the speaker to actually cry. Often used jokingly, sarcastically, and/or self-deprecatingly. Might be considered the opposite of "LOL".

I got a D on my paper. Real tears.

by the KGMs March 12, 2009

i am a single pringle ready to mingle

This phrase describes when you are a single and ready to mingle.

hello everyone I am a single pringle ready to mingle.

by Catzwithdonutzarecool June 11, 2018

Real Trap

A confirmation;To signal agreeance with another statement
2.To emphasize your point.

"Yo,I need to get some money! Real trap,I'm tired of being broke."

"I will bust your motherfuckin head! Real Trap"

"Aye,I'm bout to fuck shorty,real trap,cuz,she on my dick,hard!"

by Skinny DelNegro December 11, 2009

Real Fuckin Clever

The term applicable to all manner of cleverness, in which the speaker of a clever comment or doer of a clever action, has accomplished a great feat. More than a "smart ass", someone who has attained "Real Fuckin Clever" status has transcended intellectual and cultural bounds, proving to everyone around them that they are, in fact, quite clever. Abbrev. RFC.

*viewing a photograph of a dinosaur*
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.

Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.

by remi.b. August 6, 2010

Real Nigga Logic

The logic only real niggas posses. This holy logic , is the only true logic. If to people it doesn't make sense, then that person is fake,ugly,stupid,basic or a combination of all.

Bro my mind only operates on real nigga logic.

by WtfWhy January 4, 2015

For real dog?

Listening, but not listening, blah blah blah.........Thinking to yourself...." Lying ass, would this motha fucka shut up for a fuckin minute". (see "i hear ya!)

Jaime: My first credit card I got a $10,000 credit limit

Joe: For real dog?

by Rule 3 May 10, 2005

on the real though cuz

SERIOUSLY. Created by Danny Donjuan in 2010.

Freddy: hey danny. did you hit that?
Danny: yeah
Freddy: ON THE REAL THOUGH CUZ?!
Danny: ON THE REAL THOUGH CUZ!!!!

by ffrreeddyy June 10, 2010