richard dexter

He's a skater boy with good taste but is kind of stupid he's smart but dumb and never gets away in anything or with anything he gets hurt alot but bounces right back on his feet bc he don't quit

Richard Dexter ur a god,but u get better so we can skate

by Big penis bob December 28, 2016

Richard Reynon Aguilar

My forever thang. My certified lover boy.

Richard Reynon Aguilar is my twin flame.

by QuynhBertz Worshippers September 3, 2021

Vintage Richard

When one dresses their penis as a member of aristocratic society before a sexual act. I.E Drawing a mustache and/or placing a small top hat or suit on it.

Did you hear that Virt gave his girl a Vintage Richard?…

by Mothmuncher December 18, 2021

Richard the Frying Pan

A Super Awesome Legit dude who skateboards amazingly and will be the best Magic: The Gathering player who ever lived. Also, has no arms, hence the Frying Pan part. Chickens are his best friends, as well as David (see: davidfishicism), Chase, Jeff, Carter, and many others.

"Hello, Richard the Frying Pan! What's up?'

by SpikeFurious May 16, 2019

Richard Rorty

Looks like he was pretty helpful to YOU, apparently "For Rorty, truth is not something objectively present but only 'what your contemporaries let you get away with.' "

Hym "So... Richard Rorty believed 'that when it comes to religion, belief is a matter of “cultural politics,” that is, instead of trying to find some rational basis for religion, we should ask whether religious beliefs and practices are conducive to human flourishing or not.' And 'advocated the creation of a culture of global human rights in order to stop violations from happening through a sentimental education. He argued that we should create a sense of empathy or teach empathy to others so as to understand others' suffering.' Ok? So there's 4 clips off og google about what this guy generally believed. I can totally see why Jordan hates this guy. You have to teach empathy. He doesn't care about human flourishing if it means he has to give up the unearned moral authority that comes with religion. And I AM THE TRUTH his contemporaries let him get away with. Like Jesus. 🎶I am the life and the waAaAaAy they'll only read about! 🎶 Right? Like the song. But, no, yeah, no I totally see why Jordan hates this guy."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

by Richard Henry Patterson May 9, 2017

grown richard

Grown richard is a richard (dick) that is fully grown. Basically an erect penis.

I don't care how old she is she can still get the grown richard

by coops mcgrutes September 23, 2010