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Abandoned Puppy

A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.
I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.
by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025
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puppy out

To express intense excitement and enthusiasm, often accompanied by animated movements such as jumping up and down.
1. The guy I went on a date with is so amazing, I’m totally puppying out right now.

2. When she sees the birthday present I got her, she will totally puppy out.
by brieftaubee June 28, 2024
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puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler April 8, 2011
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friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day

friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them
by yurmumdootcom January 17, 2022
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Gargantuan Puppy Cock

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.
I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.
by Olive Lover May 6, 2023
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puppy bed

A bed designed for puppies to nap in.
Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.
by Ritacca March 8, 2023
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puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice
Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.
by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016
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