puppy nelson

to jump on the back of another and begin to hump the piss out of them until they either fall down or just give it up

You see that girl im fixing to puppy nelson the piss out of her

by bjrebel March 8, 2014

Milk Puppies

Derogatory term for a pair of Robinso-Approved breasts.

Hayley Atwell , now there's a pair of milk puppies.

by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017

puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022

Puppy

A four-legged adorable form of torture for every little thing you've ever done wrong.

Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*

by LovelyBandito November 26, 2021

puppy dogging

When an employee follows a manager around like a puppy dog to avoid work or claim they don’t know what to do or how to do it.

George followed his boss around asking what he should be doing. He is said to be puppy dogging

by wordworm92 December 10, 2013

Abandoned Puppy

A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.

I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.

by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025

puppy out

To express intense excitement and enthusiasm, often accompanied by animated movements such as jumping up and down.

1. The guy I went on a date with is so amazing, I’m totally puppying out right now.

2. When she sees the birthday present I got her, she will totally puppy out.

by brieftaubee June 28, 2024