Blood Porn

Gratuitously gory and violent images provided to the American public by the media in order to satisfy a seemingly insatiable desire and pseudo-sexual need for such imagery. The public seems to "get off" on these images/scenes, especially if the images include celebrities or pariahs who attract fascination or hatred.

Jimmy: They want Obama to release photos of dead Osama.
Craigar: Why?
Jimmy: They want proof that they really killed him.
Craigar: That's not it. If they didn't kill him, he'd be on Al Jazeera taunting and mocking us right now. People want revenge for 9/11 so bad that they need blood porn too - they'll so get off on that picture. No one will need to get laid for weeks after seeing that.

by Jobin Shabe May 31, 2011

Oscar Porn

A movie that shamelessly panders to the Academy. Usually features dying old guys, people with disabilities, or the Holocaust.

That new Tom Cruise movie, where he plays the dying, disabled, Holocaust survivor coping with divorce, is Oscar porn to the core.

by the huuuudge October 7, 2008

porn-again

The process of having one's interest in porn renewed at a later time because of a new exposure to great porn.

Man, my brother gave me his porn library when he got married, and boy was I porn-again; those DVDs were awesome!

by L. Guentert January 21, 2008

Porn Machine

Computer.

Yes, sir. I'll bring up the report in just a moment on my porn machine.

by LilithXIII May 20, 2011

semi porn

anything that causes a semi-boner or what is know as the chubbs.

Looking at the hood rat is like semi porn

by ninjalotus April 2, 2009

Squirrel Porn

A disabled gay man having sex with a man dressed in a Squirrel costume in a public place, typically a park

Squirrel Porn - "Oh barry, your tail feels so good"

by AllSeingEye June 16, 2011

Overwatch Porn

A porno consisting of female character's from the game Overwatch. It's basically Dva, Mercy, or WidowMaker getting fucked by an unknown figure.

The fuck is Overwatch Porn?

by WhitestKnight December 7, 2018