Hog Porkin’

When you porkin that bitch (lil miss piggy) giving her that good dick. 100% putting that pig in the blanket making her pass tf out. S/O them Hughes Boys.

I went out to the club and saw this fine bitch, I took her home and got to hog porkin’ ... Oscar Meyer Style .. YA HERD!!!

by Philly2Miami April 16, 2020

hog long

a form of measurement used to described things comparably in hog length.

"how long is your snowboard?" "oh about hog long"
"hog long is this pork going to take to cook?"

by FGsupport September 2, 2011

Tropical Hog

The better way to say banana

I put down two tropical hogs this morning for breakfast...feeling amazing.

by Johnny Hammersticks 420 March 3, 2021

go whole hog

do something completely or thoroughly.

"George decided to go whole hog and join the Total Abstinence Society"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

Hog Ridaa

When you fuck a whore doggy style.

Dude I did a "Hog Ridaa" to that girl

by Koliv_ April 2, 2022

hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific…

“I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”

by Hogworks February 5, 2024

Good hog day

When you wake up, or you look in your pants and your meat looking good, like a good hair day you know??

Guy 1 “This morning I woke up and took a piss, and it was a good hog day, girth on ten I tell you”

Guy 2 “oh it must be a late spring then huh?”

Guy 1 “dude that’s ground hog day”

by Skiiiiiiisisisi November 21, 2025