Grandmother's House

A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.

She was giving me oral sex when she decided to go to grandmother's house.

by beaver bandit9 April 12, 2016

House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating

*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*

by RyKni October 31, 2012

house spouse

The person in a relationship that stays home.

After we got married, he quit his job and became the house spouse.

by bnoice February 14, 2009

house crowns

(v.) To bring home a crown, i.e., win a championship. Ascend to the throne. Reign victorious.

( INSERT SPORTS TEAM ) is in the business of housing crowns, pal.
All I do is house crowns.

by Snark Chariot August 26, 2014

Mood House

A house where you are in a good mood.

Man this mood house is making me toot!

by George Richards May 27, 2011

House orgy

When at least 2 players of each team in a game during an in-house hockey league lose an edge all at once and run into eachother, lay on the ice wondering if they "hit" someone, and getting back up to perform some wicked house kovy snipes. But when travel players watch, they lol and chant "house orgy"

House player- "Dude i just rocked 3 guys!"
Other house player- "I saw dat! u r lieek gorge laroqs!1!!"

AAA player watching- "Hahahahaha hey rick come look at this, the house players ran into each other, its a house orgy!"

by Keystone Dangles July 22, 2010

Out Housing

When a company moves business functions (and your job) away via down sizing, off shoring, out sourcing or any other "cost saving" initiative... They are "Out Housing"

1. Looks like Company XYZ is Out Housing my job.
2. Did you hear that Company XYZ just "Out Housed" their IT Department to India?

by DwayneJ December 20, 2010