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by A Man. Duh. January 10, 2012
by bnoice February 15, 2009
A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.
"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"
by CPT Ron October 12, 2013
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An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"
Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
by RyKni May 22, 2012
House special is a street name for the painkiller Vicodin, so used due to a popular medical drama on the Fox TV network.
by ATiggerDarkly February 04, 2008
"Betta watch yo ass bringin' that shit up'n near there - clapboard house.. N' don't never look at 'em funny boah!
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"
by Z.L. March 29, 2008