gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

fanum tax

Fanum tax is basically a tax given by streamer fanum. For example if someone is trying to eat you can take some as part of the "fanum tax".

"I will take some as part of the fanum tax" - Person 1
"No please dont im poor and i really need this food im in crippling debt please no" - Person 2
"haha yummy burger yum yum yum yum" - Person 1

by Skibidi ohioussy rizzy amongus November 15, 2023

sleep tax

A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.

You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?

by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021

Fanum Tax

Fanum tax is someone stealing your food. Also the percentage of the tax could change who you are

Someone fanum tax the toilet

by anonymous January 13, 2025

retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.

"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.

by DeekGray September 11, 2025

fanum tax

stealing food from ur friend

Joe: stop fanum taxing my food bozo
John: no

by SlugcatIsReal December 20, 2024