A telling
Once upon a time a girl and a boy met
girl: oh hi there
Boy: hai whats up?
Girl: nothing im cindy
Boy: Hi cindy *touches cindys pussy*
Boy: im max
Cindy:*moans* Follow me to a room
Max: bet
*they get in bed*
Cindy: Oh yes max harder!!
Max: Like this 10inch weener in you!
Cindy: Squirts
Max: jizz all up in there it comes out ther mouth
Mom: and thats the story little jonny
Jonny: mama?
Mom:yes?
Jonny: *pulls mother pants and starts licking all up in der
The end
girl: oh hi there
Boy: hai whats up?
Girl: nothing im cindy
Boy: Hi cindy *touches cindys pussy*
Boy: im max
Cindy:*moans* Follow me to a room
Max: bet
*they get in bed*
Cindy: Oh yes max harder!!
Max: Like this 10inch weener in you!
Cindy: Squirts
Max: jizz all up in there it comes out ther mouth
Mom: and thats the story little jonny
Jonny: mama?
Mom:yes?
Jonny: *pulls mother pants and starts licking all up in der
The end
by 2323232ddd March 6, 2022
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This term has no determinable root phrase or expression.
This term has no determinable root phrase or expression.
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Get the Aflax Storymug. Oh my gosh is that story, she so cute!
by Hellollllllllll November 21, 2021
Get the Storymug. Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.
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