Business Noob

When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.

Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob

by Lego cool yes April 18, 2021

business minute

The minutes that define your job in a business work week or day, The ones you count until you can leave and cash that check.

"Hey man how many more business minutes do you got before you get off work?"

by BOIO BOOKKEEPER January 24, 2022

heat business

Any situation considered negative in some manner, or will more often than not have a less than ideal result. Awkward situations also apply.

Eric: Today, I was almost got caught smoking weed by my parents.
Peter: Man, that is heat business...

Jeff: I just saw my brother kissing my sister...
Brett: Wow, that is absolute heatest of business.

by Kowlessari November 14, 2011

boomerang business model

A business model in which all profits from a good or service are returned to the consumers that generated them, with only compensation for operating costs extracted by the provider of the good or service.

A website based on a boomerang business model generates advertising revenue proportional to user traffic, then returns its profits to its users, keeping only the portion of advertising revenue equal to operating costs.

by Roland Eavey September 11, 2008

Business Paula

Assertive person that uses financial terms learned from movies like wolf of wall street

-Do you know what is a pigeon investor?
-What are you? A business Paula?

by Mr senor April 11, 2019

Sports Business Radio

A great radio show airing sunday mornings, has notoriously the all time best call-ins of any show.

Sports Business Radio actually has intelligent people call in. (i know weird, right?)

by Intern Mitch April 21, 2011

Business services

A department at a university or college that takes you're well earned money to pay for your overinflated college education. Also is a repeat offender of charging you more than you owe and/or losing your last payment.

There is nothing more evil than business services.

Business services is the bane of my existence

by Cougarboy February 11, 2015