Neck Job

When you stick your dick between your conjoined head partners and fuck their necks. Similar to a titty fuck, but with necks.

Frank: "I got a neck job from Beth and Ann."

Joe: "The sisters with the conjoined heads?"

Frank: "Yeah, totally fucked their necks. Fucking sweet."

by Neckfucker February 17, 2017

Boner Neck

Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.

"That was a great call on the boner neck"

by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004

cambodian neck tie

The act of slitting someone's throat then pulling their tongue out the slit there for looking like a neck tie.

When I found out he killed my best friend i gave him a cambodian neck tie.

by sickm-f-er March 30, 2010

Red Neck

Generally a white male from Alabama. Enjoys insulting people of an apparent lower intelligence when they themselves have managed to pull off many dumb stunts in the past that should have killed them. These activities include things like drifting and making video tapes of themselves driving cars that were cool in the seventies. Due to the rednecks ability to fuck like monkeys, most scientist outside of Alabama believe the redneck will soon become the majority in America. Rednecks have been spotted as high up as Washington State. Although the population generally wont take kind to them and drive them out of the state many states have reported a redneck problem.

God this car is sick, mint condition from '75 and she drives like a dream" "i swear to god man if you weren't already fucking your car you'd be fucking your sister you god damn Red Neck.

by billy micheals. January 10, 2011

Neckerchief

A kerchief worn about the neck.

Don't make fun of my and my neckerchief!

by Sarahjayne March 31, 2009

Neck Breaks

Typically a picture you find on Facebook or any other social networking site, where the picture is sideways. You have to bend or break your neck, just to look at the picture properly.

Man: "There goes Beth... posting more albums worth of neck breaks...."

by TartofthePop October 2, 2010

brisket neck

When you have that crusty darkness around your neck and it looks like you have dirt and dont take a shower... aka usually all the people who rock a BIG BODY!!

naydeen: alah look at big body ova there tryna pull hoes...
lily: i kno with his ugly ass brisket neck lookin like he got a lil bit more than a ring around tha collar.

by naydeen October 6, 2006