Mike The Unicorn

At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.

Mike The Unicorn saved the day!

by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011

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mike hawk

mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock

an example

knock knock
whose there
mike
mike who
mike hawk

by cokehain June 16, 2023

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Mike biddle

True definition of a supertech

Look at that mike biddle go he is the supertech

by Kirbturd October 13, 2023

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Mike Justice

A great Jeep Salesman

Wow did you buy that jeep from Mike Justice?

by MikeJustice4life October 15, 2023

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Mike Bovaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"I found a plastic fork in my pizza the other day"

"Who does this guy think he is? Mike Bovaguard?"

by SpecIntoDelta December 28, 2022

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