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matthew harper

An two timing bitch who no one wants to be around
I'm glad Matthew Harper is not my boyfriend
by Aiko1208 July 22, 2016
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matthews bridge

the "Matthews Bridge" is mentioned in Limp Bizkit's "My Generation". They chant "Take'em to the matthews bridge!!" in a very tough, angry tone, with goals to scare or intimidate the listener, as if taking us to the "Matthews Bridge" seemed threstening.

Nobody really knows what the hell the "Matthews Bridge" is, another reason why Limp Bizkit sucks.
Durst: Oh yea?!!! Hey, John Otto, take this kid to the Matthews Bridge!!

Me: Ooooooh, i'm so scared, ahh, the matthews bridge...
by gplpark92 August 19, 2006
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Matthew Miller

A man who has sustained an extraordinary period without physical or emotional contact with a woman
your a frigid, and a virgin??? Your like Matthew Miller!
by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020
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matthew

that friend who takes all your fuckin dragon fruit thats so damn expensive because your poor and he knows that but he eats it anyway cause hes a fatass
stop eating my food matthew STOPPPPP
by decegggrs May 2, 2019
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matthews dick

When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder
by The Random F*cker October 20, 2017
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Matthew 18

Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."

Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.
by bigdanshooter September 7, 2014
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Matthew Batzar

Matthew Hayden Batzar is known by all as the best and most superior human being on planet earth. He is the most handsome and perfect person and you should be his friend because of how cool he is.
Matthew Batzar is the coolest kid in school.
by Mafiofu45367 December 29, 2018
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