matt rude

a person that looks 4-5 years younger then their age. also cannot eat meat.

Guy 1: "That guy must me 21"

Guy 2: "No he's a matt rude, cant even drive yet"

Guy 1: "Oh."

by gayweeddad69 December 19, 2011

To Matt Oneself

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'
'Dude'

by Niaboc September 8, 2004

Eskmo Matt

Is a big stoner who is high 24/7..Who lives in Alaska..N wears big coats because his iglou is very cold..But everyone loves Eskmo Matt..because he has da best weed in da world..even thu its frozen..

"yo sadie u need to try some of dis alaska weed its da best ever" quoted by Eskmo Matt

by Sadie March 3, 2005

matt

a boi who likes to scream in pillows while crying about his loss in a game of fortnite. don’t piss him off or he will hit you with a slipper

matt: NUH NUH NUH NAH PUTA

by shmexygorl June 1, 2019

Matt Barclay

stupid, idiotic, mean and gay.

Matt Barclay is the gayest ever and loves penis

by Mekayla Jeffery February 4, 2010

Matt Special

Defecating and urinating in a bowl, and then placing your brother's hand in it as he sleeps.

I got bored last night so i totally gave my roommate a Matt Special!

by Cheeky Monkey! December 6, 2007

Irish Matt

an irish matt is when performing oral intercourse between two lesbians they both squirt their love juice on each others faces and drink it then take a shot of each others blood

i saw my sister irish matt with her best friend last night

by Pervy Stew November 2, 2008