Ole martin

this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends

Omg this ole martin is killing me

by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018

Martin

Sad f*cking bitch crying over every shit possible.

Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.

Look at this poor boy , he really is Martin.

by Blund3r November 21, 2021

Martin (drink)

Bourbon N OJ

“What’ll it be Sir?”

“You know what, Uhhhh let me get a Martin (drink) “

-WBVM TCB

by WBVM007 November 24, 2022

The martin

When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.

I think hes done the martin again

by R6PTOR April 26, 2025

Martin

Professional Slovenian Canoe Slalom Athlete, a car enthusiast, and a friend of Ria.

Martin is the best kayaker in the world!

by Sria February 8, 2024

martin liljeberg

Someone that gets angry very easily, especially when he is hungry.

Wife: Stop screaming for food, you are such a Martin Liljeberg

by Knotte48 March 16, 2018

Martin Vazquez

They're usually a gay person with a foot fetish

He has been staring at pictures of feet, I'm starting to worry he'll become a Martin Vazquez

by yourbestfriendrudy January 13, 2020