Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals

Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.

by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009

father mark

He calls himself "The Singing Priest", though he is clearly not catholic. He used to be emplyed by SMLS, and he would bring a fiddler who did sommersaults while playing.

Guy 1: Have you heard that hit album "Gift To Me" by Father Mark? The SMLS choir is featured on it.

Guy 2: Ooooooh, ahhhhhh

by Tspot September 14, 2006

rod-mark

a mark or bruise left after being penis-whipped. or a mark that looks like it was left by a penis being used like a baton. Typically found on the face.

"dude, the bruise on your sister's face looks like her bf gave her a nice rod-mark!"

by Dave the Maestro February 23, 2008

Mannhandled Mark

The hickey line bruise that you find strapped across your neck after an overnighter with a maneater monster.

Guy 1: Man I partied so hard last night I passed out and woke up with the Mannhandled Mark.

Guy 2: Oh man thats terrible I got one last week too...

by Tommy Thinner March 14, 2008

Quexclimation Mark

Quexclimation Mark is the correct term for the punctuation: ?! It denotes asking a question with surprise, normally disbelief. There are some quarters that define this punctuation as the Interrobang. The people who do this are idiots. Quexclimation Mark is a contraction of the Question Mark and the Exclamation point. It's plain for all to see that Quexclimation Mark makes much more sense and is the correct term for this punctuation.

They found what in her snizz?!
Quaeler sucked how many cocks?!
They called the Quexclimation Mark an Interrobang!? Fuckwits!

by misterfitzy May 2, 2008

trooper mark

When one drinks too much and allows their friend to burn his or her's flesh with a lighter that has been held upside down while ignited so that the lighter head is hot as fuck.

Dan Fusco is an idiot for allowing jeff to give him a trooper mark.

by Swoos Ellington April 9, 2008

mark anstee

a gay lanky cunt called mark

i was shagged by a mark anstee last night

by boobjob12345 October 9, 2008