missionary position trip

Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.

Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.

by YAWA May 4, 2021

bunk mission

Going to get sex, or to buy or sell drugs with a low guarantee of success...

Lets walk up the street and see if we can find some pot. No, that's a bunk mission.

I've been texting this virgin, maybe she wants to fuck. Yeah right dude, that's a bunk mission.

by Shafty Mcnasty October 11, 2012

The missionary trap

The act of attempting to smack/hit the light switch as to avoid eye contact while participation in the sexual position known as ‘missionary’, but since you are locked in a perpetual state of kissing and smacking, you are forced to awkwardly look away at other objects around the room while trying to maintain an erection.

Yeah dude, last night I was banging this hot chick, but then I had to bail since I got into the missionary trap, my dick went limp almost immediately!

by Pleaseendme January 20, 2019

money mission

a hamster that will grow up in a gangster friendship and shall be serenaded with the song money mission.

let’s go play the song for money mission.

by autis_cyle April 30, 2020

The lone missionary

A sad depressing way of masturbation, in which a male is generally crying from loneliness, and is acting like he is in the conventional missionary position but using his hand instead of having a female present.

Man 1: Hey I just saw Ben, he is looking pretty depressed.
Man 2: Yeah I know, I guess he finally realized he is going to die alone and does is the lone missionary.

by ljohn12N March 10, 2017

Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.

by USMC110869 February 24, 2010

mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.

My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.

by mississippi snappin turtle November 16, 2011