Log

Log is very powerful,

Log is very plentiful,
Log is very cool,
Log is so cool you’ll drool,
Log will find your might,
And kiss you a nightly night!

Log is the best person I’ve been with since the start of humans. I love him so much!

by Loglmao April 16, 2022

Shit logged

When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit

Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged

by Commie.doggo March 22, 2019

Meat log

Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women

Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14

by Oofheadass October 20, 2019

lag log

codename for dropping a bomb on a furry con

Me:all right mike lag log on to denfur
Mike:dropping

by Furrykillers.com March 12, 2023

Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021

log

A derogatory term used in roblox baddies games used when someone leaves or ragequits when they're being mopped or beaten

P1 : you'll never beat me!
P2: we'll see ab that
P2 mops P1
P1: Logs
P2: hah that newgen logged

by wnixihwdbuwdinwdojwdjo April 15, 2025

Slap log

1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.

2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.

I opened my slap log.

by Word clout May 24, 2021