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Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
mugGet the Loaded weaponmug.

Muzzle loaded

Verb - when your old lady or significant other won’t shut their mouth and keeps nagging you so you walk over and and forcefully shove your cock down her/ there throat to shut them up
Man, I’ll tell you what. My old lady was hounding me to do chores, so I walked over to her and muzzle loaded her till she turned purple
by Bootfuckjimmi January 27, 2023
mugGet the Muzzle loadedmug.

Load

Load is used in California NorCal to be exact, load is a car
“Speeding in the load doing 95 on the road” “don’t bap the load brother”
by NorCal words January 28, 2022
mugGet the Loadmug.

salty load

Giuseppi likes to cop a salty load
by Jamiefox101 July 24, 2016
mugGet the salty loadmug.

strep load

A load of semen from a man infected with strep throat. RSK
Taylor gave half the women in the Missouri tri-county area strep loads, now they all have strep
by PKARSK February 18, 2018
mugGet the strep loadmug.

load of timber

To take a poop
by chippers25 January 21, 2017
mugGet the load of timbermug.

muzzle-loading

to place a metal rod in the urethra of the penis, utilized during sexual intercourse.
Man, have your girl take a shot at muzzle-loading, you'll thank me later.
by outlandishoutlaw October 16, 2023
mugGet the muzzle-loadingmug.

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