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Fruity🤪

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by Hdkskwhkeheiejiieiieif June 11, 2021

Koehler (Kaylor)

Is a total babe. She’s a little air headed but it’s mostly for show. she’s super funny and ditsy. But don’t get on her bad side cause she’ll beat you up while crying. It’ll be a very confusing time. She’s always down to cuddle and spend time with whoever she’s with unless she’s taking care of her kids, then you become a solid 2nd. She’s a halfway crunch so she’ll get here kids frozen Dino nuggets but only O-organics brand or she uses both homemade bread and frans white bread in a single day. She drives a minivan and cares about sea turtle health more than her children's.

Guy: did you just get a metal straw for your Starbucks and throw the plastic wrapper in the storm drain?

Girl: yea why?

Guy: isn’t that counter productive?

Girl: no, the metal straw is to save the sea turtles and the plastic wrapper only kills fish.

Guy: you don’t care about fish?

Girl: no they’re ugly

Guy: you’re such a Koehler (Kaylor)

by Don’t-ask January 17, 2022

Does Kyler have a small penis

Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay

"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"

by I love Pey December 24, 2024

holly and kayleigh

Two best friends who love each other so much and spend almost every day at each other’s houses. They love to spend time with each other.

Holly wise and Kayleigh berryman are best friends. holly and Kayleigh are goals

by Cutecat13 June 1, 2018

liz and kyler

the most amazing couple known to mankind. nothing is better than these two combined. they’re the best of friends but also knows how to really get it. the best of the best right here. happiest relationship. most likely to be high school sweethearts and grow old together.

“Do you see that couple over there?”

“Yeah, that’s liz and kyler. Aren’t they just the best?”

“Heck yeah my dude. I want a liz and kyler relationship.”

by happyhumperhippo November 20, 2019

Dustin and kayle

Two people who are meant to be with each who lobe each other a lot true lovers

I have a Dustin and kayle relationship

by James jackyu September 1, 2021

best slalom kayker ever

Martin Srabotnik

Martin Srabotnik is the best slalom kayker ever

by Sria February 8, 2024