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kitty cat platt

A very hot hoe, shes one of a kind, blonde, bootylicious, she will have you meowing for more
Meow, i want some Kitty Cat Platt tonight, she makes me feel like a wild animal!
by RiriandtheCat August 21, 2016
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Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.
Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.
by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021
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German kitty gun

A huge fucking machine that has a cute name but is horrifying.
American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?
by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020
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Kitty Weasel

1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.

2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."

2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010
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Kitty Cat Platt

a sexual predator that pounces at the sight of a penis.
man: is your chick a kitty cat platt?
man 2: yeah dude, she gets so horny at times, like a prowling cat
by RiriandtheCat August 21, 2016
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Kitty fit

Your mom eating my dads ass is called a kitty fit. When the boy has an orgasm like a girl from a single mom eating a single dads ass, it is called a HUGE Kitty fit.
I had a kitty fit with my mom. She is 95.
by Facking_Rats October 12, 2018
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True kitty story

The truest of stories. They do not get any truer that a true kitty story.
That is a true kitty story right there!
by Carrymeok February 23, 2021
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