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July 5th

National go down on your gf day. If you have a significant other today is the day to make it all about her and show her how much she means to you. Just take her and go down on her like never before.
by Randomshii26492620 July 5, 2021
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July 16th

the day two teenagers fell in love.

(usually named ell and molly)
*july 16th 2020*
“will you go out with me?” molly asked

“:0...i-...yes.” ell replied

i love you molly.”
i love you too, so much.”
by peanug November 15, 2020
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July 17

Spank your bf/gf butt day! A day were you give that big booty a smack and they can’t say anything about it!
Kally: hey Kyle *smacks butt*
Kyle:hey what the crap babe

Kelly:honey it’s July 17!
Kyle:oh crud!!!!
by a.dumb.cosplayer November 28, 2021
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July 20

Have sex if you haven’t had it in a while day!
Claire, Are you excited for July 20 hottie?
by anonymous July 20, 2021
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July 16

A day where you can drop all your friends and be alone and they can’t get mad
Friend:hey you have not talked to me all day

Me:it’s July 16
Friend:ohhh
by A simp😔💔 January 23, 2021
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July 2nd

anyone who was born on this day usually has a great sense of humor. is a moron, but is very loyal to his family
oh its his birthday...

July 2nd is ruined
by hh275 December 26, 2019
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julie&louis

Julie and Louis are the perfect couple. Of course Julie is a beautiful soft funny girl and Louis is very EXTREMLY grateful for her. Let's not forget that Julie is very romantic and loves her bf so much that after she sent their names to Mars 2026 she even wrote this whole thing for him. Oh god she loves him...
Also, Louis has a big cock; and Julie loves that too.
- Have you seen those people holding hands?
- Oh yeah they are so cute, they must be a Julie&Louis couple.
by julief68 May 14, 2021
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