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Johnson And Wales University

A 4 year teaching University in Downcity Providence Rhode Island.
Known mostly for its culinary and hospitality programs, it offers many degrees in Technology, and Business as well.

It's also down the hill from more prestigious school such as BROWN UNIVERSITY and the RHODE ISLAND SCHOOL OF DESIGN (RISD) (Shit tends to roll down hill...)

The students like to think there the best thing sliced sliced bread, when there a group of mostly spoiled brats who couldn't buy their way into a better school.
Brown U Student1: You don't wanna go across the Providence River
Student2: Why?
Student1: Because, all those wanna be Gottie Johnson And Wales University students are there
by An ashamed JWU student January 26, 2007
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The Double Fisted Johnson

Both fists in, up to the elbow. Nuff said.
I'm really hankering for The Double Fisted Johnson'
by Dr. D F Johnson November 30, 2010
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Mexican Blow Johnson

A blow johnson given by or to a person of hispanic/latino race.
Hey Chuo, will be you give me another Mexican Blow Johnson?
by Mr. Otis II November 1, 2006
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Jack Johnson

Clique talk heard far too often. Much as when you are told some piece of information as new and enlightening, even though you already know it. often from a drunk-ass.
Person A: You know George Bush El President of Babylon didn’t really win the election & only spreads hate and war

Person B: Piss-off Jack Johnson
Person A: what do you mean
Person B: when I walked in i didn't realise 'Jack lives here'
by house of jack May 13, 2005
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Johnson County Kansas

A county in Kansas where wanna-be's who have no other claim to fame try to impress others by saying, "I'm from Johnson County". Makes no difference whatsoever that the person may be poor as crap or redneck as anything, they think that being from JOCO is the be-all-end-all. Maybe one day they will realize they are still from KANSAS!!!
I'm uneducated, don't have a pot to pee in, but I'm from Johnson County Kansas. Be impressed.

I live in Johnson County Kansas. I am a loser and have to tell people where I live in hopes of impressing them.
by Glad I got out of there! July 15, 2011
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Og Bobby Johnson

the shit you smoke when you wanna go high asf. basically weed
My boy hooked me up with Og Bobby Johnson, I'm high asf
by lil_ayodhya July 5, 2021
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Joseph Cruse Johnson

A man of great character. One who enjoys the finer things in life. A man who dresses in classical clothing. A pipe smoker.
That man must be Joseph Cruse Johnson.
by dumberthanalog April 5, 2009
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