Jesse Slomowitz is shkoy af, fam
by shkoygoyim December 22, 2016

by Nutmonster January 5, 2025

Jess, there’s a lot to say from this girl although sometimes she says things that make me want to smack some sense into her head she is always and will always be there when you need her the only reason I would ever be mad at Jess is for being too kind to others she really is something else. Before I met Jess I had never met another girl as sweet, funny, caring, and fun as her she really has it all she has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen she has the best hair any girl could have she is the most loyal person I have ever met yet I seem to always see her as something more but if that’s just a thought of mine I have never been able to connect with a girl like I did with Jess I feel like I spend all day waiting to get home so I can text her. she really is, Jess
Jess is so amazing she feel like from a dream Jess should be known all around the world cause she is the nicest girl I have ever met ;)
by Did ujfcjjc November 22, 2021

Jess is a mean person, he is sexist, ableist, racist and misogynistic. Never trust someone named Jess, they always end up being horrible
by Ifuckonyou March 25, 2023

literally the definition of cute. triggers that feeling of angry cuteness like when u see a kitten or a lil puppy and u just wanna pet it aggressively for sum reason?? thats Jess h.u
by ivanisdabest February 3, 2022
