Can I get

Dumb way of asking for something in a bar or diner, which gives the impression that you've never actually understood how to ask for anything. If you say: "Can I get a cappuccino?" to a barrista, they're entitled to respond: "You can if you want, but they actually pay me to get things for you and I suspect your job is better paid than mine, so why don't I do the getting and you do the asking..." You can always tell people who understand how to be a customer. They say: "Can I have a cappuccino?"

Can I get a cappuccino?

Can I get acquainted with English?

by Hunthill November 8, 2008

can of whoop ass

An actual energy drink, according to a recent issue of National Geographic.

See this? (shoves can in listener's face) I'm about to open up a can of Whoop Ass.

by Misterdoe February 8, 2005

can friends kiss

Yes friends can kiss

Friend 1: Hey wto kiss me
Friend 2: Yes of course
Friend 1: Wait? Can friends kiss?
Friend 2: Tes because that is normal

by Saucy F8 December 2, 2020

can i bun

Basically “can I fuck”

Can i bun?

by Twhehxtwhxiwus March 6, 2018

rusty can opener

An old man (AARP status) has sex with a virgin.

I experience nausea, when I think about someone being a rusty can opener.

by Tree hugger July 29, 2017

I can the power

An internet meme that originated from Funnyjunk.com. It's a fuck-up of the sentence 'I can feel the power'. It's used when someone, for some reason, is experiencing a rise in energy levels, such as when they're FIRING THAR LAZ0R, or have just done something cool or amazing.

Guy 1- "Dude, you just jumped that bridge in one leap! You must be an hero!"

Guy 2- "I CAN THE POWER!!!!11one!1"

by Eddoblah August 16, 2010

trash can humping

while rolling up large floor mats one must hump a trash can in order to get enough leverage in order to get the mat perfectly into the trash can.

At the end of each month, Mallory and Hilliary enjoy trash can humping together on Friday afternoons while their boss shakes his head in disbelief.

by Mallory&Hilliary August 4, 2006