Ass Accordion

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.

I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion

by Subtle777 October 23, 2012

plop ass

The action of sitting down in a casual fashion.

Hey bro, wanna go da dat dere White Castle's wit me?
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.

by Kaibe November 14, 2006

Ass Spatter

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

by MJH3 January 11, 2010

Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

by StrongB December 1, 2021

Diamond Ass

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.

Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Ass Relish

The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.

After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.

by 6 dozen donuts February 2, 2017

Firehose Ass

(verb) An extremely uncomfortable bowel movement consisting mostly of liquid and being expelled from the butt in such velocity and volume that it resembles a fireman's hose.

"Hey bro I want to apologize in advance for the condition of your bathroom. I drank too much last night and had a violent case of firehose ass today!"

by parasite30 July 15, 2009