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internet fifth 

When someone refuses to say anything in an audio or video recording, out of fear of being incriminated when the material invariably ends up on the internet. A variation on the US Fifth Amendment regarding self-incrimination.
Hey I'm not saying anything to you while you're taking that movie because I know it's gonna end up on the internet-- pleading Internet Fifth!
internet fifth by Buggy December 9, 2008

internet kids 

Mostly used on tumblr, known as a generation of kids who spend all of their time on the internet.
Tumblr grunge
"We're just a whole bunch of internet kids, pal."

The Internet 

Where men go to pick up chicks.
Girlfriend: "What's wrong with spending time on The Internet?"

Boyfriend: "Men only go there to pick up chicks, you know."
The Internet by Lynnleerae July 21, 2014

interest 

The word that needs to be added to the Category selection at the 'Add a Word' screen.
interest by Larstait November 15, 2003

Internet Ghost

An entity on the Internet that is imaginary. Specifically it is a person who has created a false identity for him or herself. Generally, falsified pictures and life experience are involved. Should the person go on to actually meet those to whom he or she has been lying without taking into account that they will inevitably be caught, the condition is known as Internet ghost denial.
(Pretty girl to whom the liar is talking upon their first meeting) "Hey you aren't 6'3" or a ski instructor I bet."

"Yeah I am."

"You are a liar and an Internet ghost. In fact you are in Internet ghost denial.
Internet Ghost by Cirdellin January 8, 2010

internet 

1) A virtual network where people can either conduct e-business or find information.
2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.
1) I need to find out the weather report for tommorow and directions to get to the plaza on the other side of the state, I'll look it up on the internet!

2) Hahz! I just beat you in counter strike which means my penis is larger then yours!
internet by hatred April 27, 2003