hammock snake

The erect human penis, usually in a sea-going, shortage of females. situation.

Bill's got his cabin door locked, must be chasing the hammock snake again."

by mayor of newark September 8, 2008

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Friendly Snake

Someone who is up to no good in corporate America. Someone who is only interested in what's in it for them. Sneaky bastards.

My boss is a friendly snake. The fiendly snakes are going to have a smoke.

by OFFICERAGE December 15, 2008

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snake mind

noun a person who is always taking other people's ideas and claiming it was all their idea in the first place

after paul purchaced his new blackberry, that fucking snake mind rick went oun and got the exact same one.

by Paul N. October 7, 2007

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snake in the mud

Before tittie fucking a female human, defecate in the cleavage region in order to lubricate the penis motion. Afterward, pump savagely between the breasts.

Her tits was too dry fo my tittie fuck, so I gave her a snake in the mud.

by Brawnodon and Brawlodon January 21, 2007

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This happens when a guy is drunk and having sex with some chick and accidentally blows inside of her. He then proceds to try to suck his own cum out of her, the same way a person would try to suck out the venom if bitten by a poisonous snake.

Friend: "Yo bro, how was fuckin' that bitch last night"

Guy: "Aw shit, the fuckin' was awesome, but I blew in her so I was snake biting for like 15 minutes."

Friend: "That sucks...Literally"

by bushwick bill April 21, 2007

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