hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

by MrHaversham May 18, 2017

hold up

When something is so utterly messed up you HAVE to question what they asked.

A : Hey, I just married C.
B : Nice, you two lookalike!
C : Of course, we're siblings!
B : Hold up

by Titanium Steel July 26, 2020

The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!

They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.

My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.

by exsparky January 8, 2021

You Were Holding Your Member

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.

"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"

by RTM 1963 November 8, 2022