by pichuman420 September 16, 2021
The most awkward, intricate, and fascinating people on the planet.
Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.
Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.
Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.
Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.
by Queburst November 07, 2022
A German is usually a cool guy with black hair and a good sense of humor, he sometimes feels depressive but always puts a smile on your face. German, please think about you more often.
by I sent flowers to myself February 09, 2018
An inferior way of speaking compared to "ooga booga? Ahh agaa doogoo". It originates from Germany and has way to many grammar rules.
by Bridgeon May 17, 2023
The easiest language in the world:
Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane
Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane
by EinsMalte September 20, 2022
German is the guy in nugget porn.
by Hdhdhehdjdjsj October 08, 2019
1. Very detailed language that is complicated to master but has easy basics
2. Good rap scene (Luciano the best)
3. Someone from Germany. Not Nazis, Hitler was Austrian. Mozart was German, his parents were Bavarian, and he called himself German. Managed to finally get a hot sense of style. Used to beat up France as a hobby, but they're bffs now. blood related to the French, English, and all Westeuropeans and Scandinavia. They have big dicks, idk, they just have. Food is good, not Italian but good (especially pastries, mad good bakeries) Export King in the world. Took them a millennium to finally get the shit together and become a country. Used to be the land of poets and thinkers, they wrote a ton of good poetry stuff and probably language nr. 1 in classical music. They have too much holiday, hate them for that. Invented too much (car, computer, rocket, motorcycle..) They have too much castles, 4x times more than France. Too much. Drink at the age of fucking 16. Know how to party til 7 AM. There's a big party for all germans, Oktoberfest. Theyre smart, nice and chill, except when they drunk, which is every weekend, then they're too loud to handle (especially bavarians, funniest people I've met) Their schools are fucked up and too hard. Girls in dirndls are the hottest thing I have seen, only traditional clothing of a country that's hot. Mad about soccer. Can't pronounce the word squirrel. They have the speed-limit-less Autobahn.
2. Good rap scene (Luciano the best)
3. Someone from Germany. Not Nazis, Hitler was Austrian. Mozart was German, his parents were Bavarian, and he called himself German. Managed to finally get a hot sense of style. Used to beat up France as a hobby, but they're bffs now. blood related to the French, English, and all Westeuropeans and Scandinavia. They have big dicks, idk, they just have. Food is good, not Italian but good (especially pastries, mad good bakeries) Export King in the world. Took them a millennium to finally get the shit together and become a country. Used to be the land of poets and thinkers, they wrote a ton of good poetry stuff and probably language nr. 1 in classical music. They have too much holiday, hate them for that. Invented too much (car, computer, rocket, motorcycle..) They have too much castles, 4x times more than France. Too much. Drink at the age of fucking 16. Know how to party til 7 AM. There's a big party for all germans, Oktoberfest. Theyre smart, nice and chill, except when they drunk, which is every weekend, then they're too loud to handle (especially bavarians, funniest people I've met) Their schools are fucked up and too hard. Girls in dirndls are the hottest thing I have seen, only traditional clothing of a country that's hot. Mad about soccer. Can't pronounce the word squirrel. They have the speed-limit-less Autobahn.
Germany lost the war and still has a better Quality of Life than any of the allies, that proves that they probably have the infinity stones Thanos is looking for the whole time.
invented BMW, Audi, Porsche, Apollo (coolest looking cars ever) and Mercedes.
invented BMW, Audi, Porsche, Apollo (coolest looking cars ever) and Mercedes.
by itsyannnywiththreeN's November 14, 2018