National Grab Dick Day

A day where u grab a boys duck without a problem

National Grab Dick Day:

Challenge your friends see how many dicks you can grab

by Ndhsb dhdbshja April 18, 2019

grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.

by Sexydimma June 12, 2013

Grab Thighs Month

Grab Thighs Month is a holiday that takes place during the whole month of September where you get to grip anybody's thighs wether they be bf/gf, friend, coworker, etc.

Me:Yo my homie called me gay for grabbing his thighs but it's grab thighs month so it's fine

by oogabooga55 August 29, 2025

national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)

person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day

by lovex10111 January 28, 2020

PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB

SPRITE AND FAG PUMP will do it.

GRAB | BRAG | BARG|GARB

The only way to get ANAL ALAN TO CUM TO AMAZON.

Tonight IS the two hour MANDATORY SHIT-EATING.

Look the PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB will do it as you gotta show the INFANT'S BARE BUTT and lift her high in the air facing MY FACE says the J00 FAG SHITEATER PEDOPHILE and that is for real as third time is a CHARM.

One for the 82 year old GRATEFUL DEAD TRIBUTE. and 1 hour for the INFANT BABY LIFT tonight ASS FACING ME as the whole thing is the PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB because BABY ASSH0LE always takes precedence.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 5, 2022

GRAB BACK

When you try and have sex with a woman and she doesnt have any ass. Your homies would be like YO U TOTALLY GRAB BACK

Jahlil: Does it grab bqck

"PERSON": IT TOTALLY IS A GRAB BACK

by DONNYFENTYNO69 October 10, 2021

grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.

25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".

by karma k December 20, 2012