forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.

frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.

by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010

Not by force

A call to stop pursuing; people, situations and objects that are becoming increasingly difficult and/or causing stress.

Jeanette: Have you got your ticket for Mickey Boobs yet?
Sharon: You know what, I've been onto ticketmaster twice and kept getting stuck in the queue.
Jeanette: You should try again, come on, it's The Bublé
Sharon: I'm over it mate. Ask Sally instead. Not by force.

by anonymous September 5, 2022

Forced Speech

It's like forced celibacy. I mean... You could just do it willingly and be happy about it. Right?

Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

force fucker

Another word for Raper.

what in the hell these force fuckers need to be arrested!

by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022

force pussed

When a pussy is being forced upon you by the other person sitting on your face, making you eat them out or die in the process.

Last night she got real crazy and tied me up and force pussed me! I kinda liked it....

by StrangelyImpure November 11, 2018

american armed forces

Like the Canadian Armed Forces but better

the American armed forces will fight for any area that has oil to be "taken"

by Teevee360 February 1, 2017

Force Choke

An ending to a handjob where one person ejaculates without stimulation from another person.

Man 1: Yeah, I gave him a Force Choke.
Girl 1: Man, you must be really good if you ended him like that.
Man 1: Thanks, he was writhing the entire time. It was fun.

by Mr. McGooey February 20, 2022