sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."

by austinhaws March 15, 2009

Noob Fishing

Originally from the MMO World of Warcraft, involves the act of drawing noob players to you or a common object overlooked by seasoned players, can be considered a competitive sport by comparing the number of noobs each person has drawn to themselves/object

Fisher1:Haha look at these three noobs I caught with my green focusing lens

Fisher2:Thats nothing, look at the dozen I caught with my lightwell! HAHA

Fisher1:Thats a nice catch man!Great Noob Fishing here for shure

by Irish teddy bear April 1, 2009

ham fishing

The act of suckling a female's vagina with your tongue. Also see: cunnilingus.

Dude, Mike totally should have gotten points on the Big Board for ham fishing that girl from Millersville college.

by Lehigh AL10 May 23, 2010

nerd fishing

when one ties a Sci Fi novel to the end of a fishing pole and hopes to catch a nerd.

She's totally "nerd fishing" tonight.

by fenderboarder January 24, 2011

fountain fishing

to steal money from fountains. to fish for money.

We had no money so we went fountain fishing for quarters.

by izzy825 July 20, 2011

Peer Fishing

1. Two people searching for a third party with which to have sexual intercourse.

2. Inconspicuous way to have a casual conversation about a completed, successful threesome.

1. I was just curious if you would like to peer fish with my friend and I this weekend?

2. So how did that peer fishing go this weekend?

by Das King G August 13, 2012

Pickle Fishing

To obtain the perfect pickle through considerable time and patience - usually using a hand-crafted pickle shank. This proves much more difficult when the pickles are alive. Not to be confused with cucumber fishing, which is just stupid.

Kelee spent the majority of the night pickle fishing until she eventually gave up - and just used a fork. She then went home from the pickle hole. Where else would she fish for pickles?

by FraserMe October 19, 2012