Jerusalem Feet

A nickname for people who have dirty soles and heels, resembling those of people who lived in biblical times. Typically the result of walking in sandals all day and not washing off the excess filth afterwards.

Guy: Goddamn, my wife climbed into bed last night with dirt ass heels and toes looking like she had Jerusalem Feet.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 11, 2025

liquor store feet

When your feet are so dirty you resemble a drunken barefoot transient that hangs outside the liquor store.

Ewww! You have fucking liquor store feet! Go shower bitch!

by FresnoGuy November 3, 2015

chrome feet

Basically this is when you put rims on a car and their about the size of a shoe they are known as chrome feet

Chrome feet

by still walkin December 9, 2008

your feeted because you have feet

its a dumb joke I made up

your feeted because you have feet means that well you have feet please dislike if you agree it does not make sense

by Helolo October 17, 2025

Ogar Feet

Feet with nasty toes, and has an exposed blister, and second toe is pigger than your big toe.

Brother: Ewwww puthem shoes back on!!!! You got ogar feet
Sister: no i dont

by Angie Williams April 12, 2010

Restless Feet Syndrome

When someone you crush on makes you kick your feet

He’s laying sitting over there kicking his feet, she gives him restless feet syndrome

by Mfsdom June 29, 2025

national feet day

July 20th, also known as national feet day, is a day of the year where individuals all around the globe celebrate eachothers feet. Events will be put into place such as, barefoot races and taking selfies with your feet.

“Hey happy national feet day!”

“Yeah! To you too!

by Olololololo July 20, 2021