baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too

"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"

by big ol mess January 22, 2023

cooks feet

All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day

Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt

by #ChefLife August 19, 2018

tree climbing feet

Feet that look as if they would assist in climbing a tree.

His feet are huge, he has tree climbing feet.

by Huckabee May 31, 2019

Mission Feet

When you walked all day for hours on a mission.with no socks .with no breaks.

Sally should not wear sandals because she has mission feet.

by Dorlock October 16, 2020

Feets in the Sheets

1. adj. Very cold or frigid.
2. n. an insult pertaining to someone's laziness

1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle

by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004

beluga whale feet

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.

Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.

by DanSatch June 22, 2019

putting my feet on

Term for putting on footwear, usually to go outside when you need to perform a task

Yes i'll go put the bins out in a minute, I'm just putting my feet on

by CroakerXXX November 30, 2023