What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025
Get the She said I could rub her feet afterwards mug.by Angie Williams April 12, 2010
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by Helolo October 17, 2025
Get the your feeted because you have feet mug.A nickname for people who have dirty soles and heels, resembling those of people who lived in biblical times. Typically the result of walking in sandals all day and not washing off the excess filth afterwards.
Guy: Goddamn, my wife climbed into bed last night with dirt ass heels and toes looking like she had Jerusalem Feet.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 11, 2025
Get the Jerusalem Feet mug.When your feet are so dirty you resemble a drunken barefoot transient that hangs outside the liquor store.
by FresnoGuy November 3, 2015
Get the liquor store feet mug.A person who has feet that look like they were made to kick men’s balls. They’re hot enough that a man would willingly let you kick him in the nuts.
Jake: I’m really into ballbusting actually
Aydin: Oh yeah? Want me to try on you?
Jake: Idk…. do you have ball kicking feet?
Aydin: See for yourself *sends feet pic*
Jake: Oh fuck yeah those are some ball kicking feet! You can kick me in the balls anytime bro!
Aydin: Oh yeah? Want me to try on you?
Jake: Idk…. do you have ball kicking feet?
Aydin: See for yourself *sends feet pic*
Jake: Oh fuck yeah those are some ball kicking feet! You can kick me in the balls anytime bro!
by Bust More Balls June 10, 2024
Get the Ball Kicking Feet mug.Man and family are watching a movie and have a fire place
Man: suddenly puts feet in fire
Woman: what’s wrong
Man: I just got frusted feet
Man: suddenly puts feet in fire
Woman: what’s wrong
Man: I just got frusted feet
by Fred rickety June 5, 2018
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