force one's lute

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.
1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."
by SirDarwin March 30, 2024
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On december 4 you can force @ reploidfrom21XX to watch Betilla NSFW and he cant do nothing about it
Tonight will be the force Zero to watch Betilla's eyes day
by Bass from au November 6, 2023
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Ho Force

An energy field that binds dirty hos to all living things. It surrounds us, it penetrates us, it gives a ho her powers.
Ho force was strong with her, she found that dick pretty damn quick.
by Ho-biwan KenHObi June 1, 2018
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cody force

Sexy Skateboarder dudes with beards and pretty eyes
Wow, shes dating a cody force? I wish I could fins me a cody force. Hes so sexy.
by YelloJean July 23, 2021
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Micklecular Forces

A type of intermolecular force, where each force is visually represented by rounded arches.
Jeremiah: "What do you know about Micklecular Forces?"

Lawrence: "Oookay, they are intermolecular forces where the forces look like Micklegate's rounded arches!"
by MicklecularForces May 1, 2023
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Forced Sprinkle

It’s when a “dirty sprinkle” mixes with a beer bong, and it is just plain wrong.
Gary says “They’ll be no dirty sprinkles at my table. Either it’s a forced sprinkle or get the hell out!”
by MN Nut Guy January 3, 2024
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