When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.
- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?
- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
by Reedski December 07, 2021
I haven't had sex in 3 days I'm going to go make some shower gravy
by Keegstone August 21, 2017
Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.
-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
by Heating Shower Water... October 08, 2019
One who does not like to shower and who will put off showering at the expense of those around him/her
Dude, we about to go get dinner and you need to stop being a shower slacker so you don't offend everyone at the restaurant with your stank.
by Waaaaaaaalllaaa August 21, 2017
by Titus dyfilid February 12, 2019
When you fill a French horn with piss and play it over someone laying in a bed. Showering them with your warm spit and piss.
by Kungpao_ November 23, 2019
hair that looks like you took a shower but in reality is actually just grease or oil buildup in your hair due to not taking frequent showers.
A: Did you take a shower before coming to school?
B: Um no why?
A: No reason... *looks at hair with disgust* *shivers*
B: Whatttttt
A: It looks like you took an oil shower. Go wash your hair b.
B: Um no why?
A: No reason... *looks at hair with disgust* *shivers*
B: Whatttttt
A: It looks like you took an oil shower. Go wash your hair b.
by slang_gang January 29, 2016