Chris evans

Chris evans is my baby daddy. He is so sexy and is dating me NOT YOU just me so back off.

Wait who are you dating?
CHRIS EVANS YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER

by WAPYUP November 23, 2021

Joseph Evans

Joseph Evans the fucking man! He never gives up. Joseph Evans is rich, and not normally an alcoholic.

Joseph Evans the best person I know.

by Anonymous1237187123 January 1, 2021

Evan

Evan- the most handsome most caring fellow of them all.
He's got incredible hair and an infectious smile .
He's bloody hot and honestly if you're lucky enough to have Evan in your life , then you have made it . He changes our lives and we should all be very appreciative of our Evans.
Best boyfriend of them all and cares deeply about all of his friends. Nobody deserves him .

"Fuck me , Evan is so hot!"

"If you need inspiration for your hair , look at Evan"

"Evan is the best goth going"

by Ellias Gray February 16, 2023

Evan

The most funniest and autistic boys you'll ever meet. Can be ignorant at times and make you feel like you want to rip out his nervous system and shove it through his ear canal but can also be considerate. He's obsessed with batman, yakuza, red dead redemption and yet he swears still that he isn't gay smh

person1: someone keeps simping over majima
person2: thats probably evan

by -KB May 15, 2022

Evan Atkins

A groovy dude who is incredibly dashing and handsome and talented and sexy and smart and kind. Yet also still incredibly humble.

Look at Evan Atkins with all that awesomeness

by yeetrskeetr February 4, 2021

evan flemming

Commoner who loves to put warm jizz in his mother’s twat. He finds ways to break his body and his sole purpose is to be a massive faggot and fuck slags called Caitlin. This person is a bit under educated and doesn’t know the difference between an anus and vagina.

You: hi evab
Evan: where’s my evan Flemming ‘s mums twat I need to put my warm jizz in her

by Evabisonheroin September 18, 2021

Tom evans

A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx

Girl 1: Hey he really hot and he looks fucking sexy on that scooter
girl 2: Must be a "Tom evans"

by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019