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Double Dump

When two people squat with their backs against each other and simultaneously take a shit. This positional adds stability to the normal solitary squat one would do when taking a shit anywhere besides a toilet. This can be very effective when in hostile, or bear territory and need someone to watch your back.
Me: Man my stomach hurts
Josh: Mine does too!
Me: Time for a Double Dump! Bring your beer!
by Barnaclebill September 26, 2011
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air dump

The act of taking a shit while holding yourself up on the top of a bathroom stall.
He surprised us by doing an air dump!
by KiaSessha April 28, 2006
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Hump And Dump

When you are dating a chick and know its going down hill so you bang her and then dump her the next day.
"Are you and that chick breakin up soon?"

"Yeah I think Imma hump and dump her."
by Tilly4 January 20, 2010
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reverse dump

the act of taking a dump while facing the tank of the toilet. this enables the dumper to utilize the top of the tank as a work surface for a computer, writing letters, accounting amongst other tasks. It also provides a place to rest arms/elbows.

- originated at the University of Kansas circa 2008.
"I was able to check my emails on my laptop in the restroom while taking a reverse dump."

"Dude, why are you taking your sandwich into the can?"
- "It's cool. I'm taking a reverse dump so I can still enjoy my sandwich."
by gen. city August 25, 2010
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post-college dump

Similar to the turkey dump phenomenon among high school students, the post-college dump is both similar and different to its younger equivalent. It is, sadly, a relatively common occurence, but for some reason it is not widely discussed.

Its origins usually begin around the last year of college, when couples who are in steady relationships realize that their lives are heading in different directions, i.e. their dream jobs are in different cities, both get accepted to different grad schools, or the older one graduates and the younger one still has a few years to go. The two lovers cannot bear to be parted from one another, so they agree to a long-distance relationship. It rarely works out, largely due to the same reasons as the turkey dump (new environment + new dating pool = wandering eye).

In some cases, one partner will make the ultimate sacrifice and drop out of their school or decline a job offer in the interest of being with their sweetie pie - which can lead to bitterness and resentment down the road.
Guy: I love you, college girlfriend. We’re going to be so happy after we graduate in Montreal, where I’ve gotten a dream job.
Girl: Oh…I wanted to go to grad school in Florida. Let’s have a long distance relationship.
Guy: Good idea.
(They do. Cut to a few months later)
Guy: Yeesh, I’m sick of having phone dates with my girlfriend while everyone else is going out for drinks. Plus, I want to talk to that hot co-worker of mine. I’m dumping my college girlfriend.
Girl: Damn post-college dump...
by awesomo1111 November 19, 2009
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chili dump

The burning sensation cause when shiting after eating hot chili.
Man that chili last night made me take a chili dump this morning.
by Real Tru December 13, 2006
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weed dump

when your done smoking weed and you have to dump your bowl so you hit the bowl on something to get the weed out. if you are a true stoner you would know the sound of a weed dump. try it you'll hear it everywhere.
brittany- shit we have to dump it.
kayla- okay.. so she hits it on the side of the car.
Brittany-fuckk they can here us...
Brittany and kayla- WEED DUMP
by :)shhh(: October 2, 2009
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