Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.

Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder

by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017

Jhon Disorder

This type of disorder is commonly rampant within the Jhonny species which are said to be extinct. But later rumors spreads that one species was found near the wilderness and has an eyeglasses on.

Jhon Manzano has a Jhon Disorder

by itskryptonnn May 1, 2024

Personality Disorders

She's grouping personality disorders because there is a through-line (diminished ability for empathy) between personality disorders.

Hym 'Simon Baron Cohen categorized personality disorders like Autism and Aspergers as Zero Empathy Positive and BPD, Narcissism, and Anti-Social as Zero Empathy Negative. This is from 'The science of Evil: 0 degrees of empathy.' I've reference it several times in MY BOOK 'Your level of empathy isn't actually all that high and doesn't actually translate into any form of moral superiority.' It was the prequel to my OTHER BOOK 'No Ben, doing an incest cult doesn't make you morally superior either.' YOU of all people should know this Destiny! You're like one of the top 4 me imposters. If want to see the list I'll show it to you we got 1. Andy
2. Alex
3. Not you
4. You
Number 5 is like Zerkha or something I don't know how many of you cocksuckers I got running around so don't get mad if you don't keep your spot. Chris is at the bottom of the list. Boooo Chris! Booooooooo!"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Barking Disorder

barking disorder is when u make dog barks in lessons so u can sneak ur dog in

Hi i’m tasha woof woof, i have barking disorder

by sammyammyaheheh September 14, 2020

The thug disorder

The thug disorder, also known as "The hood virus", is a common disorder that black men are often diagnosed with. It appears between the age of 16-20, and as for now, there's no cure to it. The thug disorder makes the individual "throw it back" in public places, with no control over it.

Tyrone : Yo Jerome, I heard Caleb was diagnosed with the thug disorder.
Jerome : Damn, that's a pity.
Tyrone : Isn't that Caleb over there??
Caleb : Sup guys *shakes butt*

by thughunter August 3, 2022

Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.

Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend

by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023

dazai pegger disorder

A very serious mental disorder in which the person affected feels the very carnal urge to breed, and passionately peg Dazai Osamu from the hit anime Bungo Stray Dogs. If this mental illness goes untreated it can result in psychosis, and hallucinations of Dazai’s yummy pink omega hole.

“I jerked off to Dazai r34 for 13 hours straight”

“I think you might have…dazai pegger disorder…”

by Pookie_bead05 November 2, 2023