Dan the man

A man in a ocean full of women who swims like a fish

Dan: hola

Surf instructor: open ur ass

Dan the man open to all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025

Two can dan

An inmate who smuggles 2 cans of chewing tobacco up his rectum at a time

Eewww, don’t put that in your mouth, it came from two can Dan.

by A1fromdayone November 9, 2025

BIG DAN

A person who gets illness easily and doesn't like to wear mask

Hey put your mask on when you cough, don't be BIG DAN.

by EASTON LON January 16, 2023

dan.

a man who is very prone to disease and will jump off a cliff if you say there is cheese wizz down there, this guy is fericous and the special forces are after him, watch out. oh did i forgot to mention the swarm of genital lice on his penis.

DANG THAT GUYS LIKE DAN.

by bowlcupsacsack July 25, 2023

Big Dan's Tavern Customer

A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.

Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.

by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 23, 2021

Dirty Dan

When you blow the apprentice and tell everyone.

Hey Dan meet Pollock, hes new, time for a dirty dan

by Fatmufin June 3, 2022

Be a Dan about it

When you can't handle what your feeling in an adult way & do whatever to make yourself feel better temporarily

She didn't get what she wanted so she's gonna be a Dan about it again

by Shortbuttmyd***tall September 25, 2022