whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

The ultimate form of asking for some sex

Man:whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous sex?
Hooker: I think I had a stroke.

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous by ChadSlurper September 22, 2020

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ 

The ultimate “who” variant.

Guy: Honey, can you check whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ is at the door?

Girl: Jack I want a divorce.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ by Cockwobbler69 April 17, 2021

p.d.b.i.l.w.s.o.e. 

Please don't be in love with someone else. Quoting the queen Taylor Swift. For that feeling when you're starting to feel someone drift.

person A: Hey man what does your status mean?
person B: Oh it's just quoting Taylor. p.d.b.i.l.w.s.o.e. please don't. be in Leo with someone else

p.d.b.i.l.w.s.o.e. by finnlikessharks November 24, 2021

L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S 

Let Me Ride Your Dick Till My Legs Start To Shake

Y/N- Bruhh L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S
Them- You know my dick is not that big

L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S by SkiBang April 7, 2022

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

yesn't'nt'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n'nt 

THE MOST SUPERIOR WAY TO SAY NO. yesn't'nt'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n'nt IS VERY NO YES NICE BOI.

Guy 1: :Hey man can you come to my house tonight?
Guy 2: Sorry man, but yesn't'nt'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n'nt.

yesn't'nt'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n'nt by L0L WHAT March 20, 2021

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I Don’t know how to tell you this but I like you but I Know you don’t like me back and that is what’s making me suicidal

a boy: yoo Amanda i got to tell you something
Amanda: what?!
a boy: I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S by anitha.rukara February 23, 2021