chode

a short, thick penis, usually wider than it is long. looks a bit like a thumb or a rock and you don't want one. it is also used as an insult.

"ugh, stop being such a chode!"

by a hairball August 9, 2023

Chiabattan Chode Burgers

To understand this obscure term we have to break down each word. Chode burgers are a form of thick, chewy meat that leave a taste of dry semen on the tongue long after injestion.

Chiabatta is italian bread. The literal translation is italian penis burgers.

"Dude, have you tried the Chiabattan Chode Burgers, they are to die for!"

by PieOnEar January 24, 2012

Chili chode

A shit covered short penis or chode.

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.

by Geve August 19, 2013

radi-Chloe

Radi-Chloe's, also known as Chloe fans, are hardcore fans of dancer Chloe Lukasiak. They are crazily obsessed with her, act like she is some sort of angel that fell from heaven who can do no wrong, and they attack anyone who breathes a bad word about her. Due to their insane jealousy, they are, more often that not, Maddie haters.

Person 1: Chloe was a little late on that jump.
Radi-Chloe: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT?! Stop hating on an INNOCENT little girl!

Person 1: Okay...

by thatgirl67575 July 21, 2016

Chumpy Chode

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.

"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016

girthy chode

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length

Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!

by GirthyAF February 16, 2017

Magnum Chode

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.

I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.

by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017