crisis christian

A follower of the Christian Faith or a Christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. This is moderately similar to a Holiday Christian though the attendance of a Holiday Christian is more predictable. Crisis Christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.

Person 1: "My husband lost is job. We went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. Now he has a fantastic job and we don't need to go to church anymore!"
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?

by ValleyBreezer January 31, 2017

Trump Christian

Puesdo Christian who only use bible verses that support their feelings. They only like white people.

Trump Christians do not u understand the big picture of the Bible.

by Wordsrimportant October 20, 2019

Christian Cramblit

gay

Christian Cramblit is gay

by Roblox player October 29, 2019

Talking Christian

To say things you are certain are false, but you know you can get away with it.

Rudy was saying the election was rigged, but he was just talking christian. Donald said he was working late, but Marla knew he was just talking christian.

by psuedologian January 20, 2021

Christian pirog

TOUCHES KIDS but respectfully

wow that pedophile is such a Christian pirog

by Novaishot March 7, 2021

Drippy Christian

Drippy christian is drippy christian

He is drippy and supports DN all the way
He was a piss kink

Person A: YOO did you see what Drippy Christian posted on instagram yesterday?
Person B: Yeah, the mid-wank one?

by EvALev May 6, 2021

Christian Witzke

Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.

You have to loose weight you are becoming Christian Witzke.
(This substitutes for obese)

by By Shane Schgrodum October 17, 2023