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Bromance

The complicated term given to the close and at times affectionate relationship between 2 or more straight, heterosexual lads.

Used mostly amongst those aged late teens to those in their mid to late 30’s.

A Bromantic relationship often forms when straight lads are forced out of necessity to be at close quarters with one and other. For example living in army barracks, boarding at school, football and rugby teams.

Bromances can be displayed in all manner of ways. Most prominently there will be openly questionable moments such as declaring one’s love for another, kissing when drunk, hugging, spooning when hungover.

Lads in a Bromance will sign off messages with an X or more.

Lads in bromances will be comfortable seeing each other and being round each other naked.

Lads who are in a Bromance are so comfortable with their sexuality they will often have girlfriends or share sexual female partners. They have no problems touching or holding each others junk or bodies when naked. It’s no issue to them as they are not gay.

A Bromance can be secretly sexual usually made up of mutual oral sex and masturbation.

IMPORTANT NOTE: being in a Bromance is in no way gay. Only straight guys can have bromances.
Hugging his mate: “Bro, this is a Bromance”
Or
Dave’s GF “Dave has been spending a lot of time with Ryan recently hasn’t he?”
Ryan’s GF “I know right! They have such a Bromance going on
by Brogay January 3, 2023
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Bromack

One or two bros stretching across a point of A and B to form a hammack for another bro.
Hey man, y back is tired can you be my bromack.
by Xxx_Ohhoney445_XX January 15, 2023
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bromophobe

A person, usually a woman, who has a hatred and/or fear of a man, particularly her significant other, having a close friendship with another man.
James: "Hey, I'm going to hang out with Caleb. I'll be back around 10:00."

Hannah: "Oh my gosh why!?!?! For the 3rd time this week! No way!!! You can't go! I won't allow it!"

James: "Calm down you bromophobe, it's not like I'm going to fuck him. See you later."

Hannah: *screams and sobs with intense anger and upset
by releasethebeast55 January 15, 2023
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bromophobia

dislike or prejudice against two straight men engaging in a close friendship.
Megan suffers from bromophobia, she thinks her boyfriend loves Jack more than her.
by releasethebeast55 January 15, 2023
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Bromie

A Bro that’s also your Homie.
My Bromie at the job site says it’s legit.
by RF99 April 20, 2023
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Bromasters

The choice of muffler for every douchebag teen and young adult. Often found on early 2000's Mustang GTs, Camaros, Silverado pickup trucks, and full size V8 SUVs. Owners of vehicles with these mufflers often think they pull all the tail in town but in reality couldnt get a one night stand with a $2 hooker.
Damn bro, nice Mustang. Sounds like you got some bromasters on it.
by Defromation July 30, 2023
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Bromantical Genius

Having the ability to make a romantic dynamic between two male characters work so perfectly that it's on another level (impressive).

(By the way: This is just a joke and is not an actual thing. As far as I know.)
Person A: "Guess what? I just finished up writing up another bl novel, and it did so well! I've sold over a hundred thousand copies so far! You have to read it sometime. I'm like a bromantical genius at this point."

Person B: "... Uh, I don't know what that means, but good for you?"
by Fic Lo ̶s̶(v)er October 17, 2023
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