Basketball

The best sport every invented. Inspires passion, love and a lust for battle. The skill level required for this sport required is high above any other sport, including American football. Basketball is just plain plainly the shit. Where you dunk and put your NUTS in the motherfucker's face. Where you can shoot a 3 or a J and cover the opponents face with sperm because you just FACIALED HIM. But yea it is a pretty awesome sport.

Nick: yo lets go ply some basketball
Jimmy: nah your too good but w.e its jsut an awesome sport lets go play
Nick: ye bitches now take my nuts in your face

by ShadyBaller604 September 6, 2009

ass basket

the after effects of sharding creating a dried crusty lining of one's under garments.

After teh tour de france the ass basket on lance armstrong's suit was apparent

by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005

Easter Basket

The Act of the "Easter Basket" is performed mid fuck, While thrusting a women vigorously, The dude removes his penis from her vaginal secretion. At this point he inserts his testicles in her basket. Resembling an "easter egg basket"

1. Oh Man i was fucking the shit out of this slut last night and i totally gave her the "Easter Basket". Shoved em right up there.

by Deathhampster666 October 27, 2009

Like a basket of bread

To be full of crusty old men. To sleep with lots of old guys to get a job.

Sandy, you're like a basket of bread.

by Charles March 18, 2004

taking a basket

Its when you go to someones house and knock on there door, and go in and F*** the hell out of them, its like in the old times when you bring over cookies. but you bust n there house doin the shocker.

Matt: When are you going to take a basket to Natalie.
Jon Wayne: Whenever i feel like GAAH
Matt: I wish you would get out of my life and shut up.

KOOLAID BITCHES!!!

by Squeky Clean January 31, 2005

Fag Basket

And insult coined one night in a desperate attempt to have a comeback, the term is meant to mean that someone is as stupid as a basket full of Fags

"You are such a fag basket..."

by JIMMY LIBBY September 20, 2006

basker

To bask or to enjoy indefinitely

I am basking in glory therefore I am a basker

by rafflespook July 17, 2011