Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.

by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020

lava bite

When you bite into something freshly cooked, that is still far too hot to eat, effectively ruining your meal.

"I took a lava bite out of my bean burrito and it ruined my tongue for the next 6 hours."

by nthomson85 December 24, 2019

biting the rhino

Biting harry balls

Thot: I was biting the rhino last night

by Cfslayer November 26, 2017

One-Bite

The act of consuming an item of food in one whole mouthful.

Yo bro, odds you one-bite that apple!

by Kerytach February 10, 2021

Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on

Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting

by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020

Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

bite the bubble

Type : water sport / Summer Activity

( Played 2 ways either Drunk /Professional Level )
MATURE AUDIENCE and PLAYERS who just don't give uh FUCK !.
- No dipping no dunking and especially no diving- When fully submerged Player must manuever about using only legs, torso and neck. First one to pop a specific bubble using the Nose or a more popular method known as "Tongue Punching". ATTENTION !!! Points scored only by single numerals. " The Catch"- Player must try to pop as many (as directed) FART Bubbles as possible.

Two dudes, five chicks, one bathtub. Who's bubble you hoping to pop? Risky business playing "Bite the Bubble"! ( Bite bubbles at your own risk. Accidents, illnesses or tongue infections are for pussies so keep your feelings and tears at home. This shit is played by big boys and smoking hot chicks.

by SirSniffsAlot January 24, 2017