Facci Book

Another term used for Face book.
Mostly used amongst Italian Americans, Guidos, and people who are extremely tanned.

Wow that girl is a Facci book whore.

Hey man im going to go onto Facci Book and stalk the shit out of her.

by AROWW November 11, 2009

Dot Book Tan

The annoying tan line one gets usually after Band Camp. No matter how much sunscreen is applied to the neck region, there will always be a differentiation in skin tone.

Dude, look at my fucking ridiculous dot book tan line.

by Pequannockbandgeek94 July 22, 2010

Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it

"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"

by WSH51 November 13, 2011

Big Book of Bullshit

The communist manifesto.

Person 1: Oh, what are you reading? It looks good?
Person 2: It's the communist manifesto.
Person 3: nah br0 its teh big book of bullshite xdddddd
Person 1: Oh.

by PopIts December 11, 2017

ban book

A miniature composition notebook given to you by a behavioral specialist in order to track your bans. They are commonly used in treatment programs with cognitive behavioral therapy.

My behavioral specialist gave me a ban book to track my banned behaviors but I just write down random numbers.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019

Swallow a joke book

To describe when a person is humorous for a lengthy period of time.

Everything that guy said was funny, did he swallow a joke book or something?!?

Also can be replaced by 'dictionary' for someone who says words that no-one understands.

by alimccarley October 9, 2008

Creepin the Book

V.

to stalk a person via Facebook

guy 1: Happy birthday.
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book

by KJandrists December 9, 2008