beef curtain

labia majora that appear beeflike

I had to slap that beef curtain like I was makin' some steak.

by J-Loco March 12, 2007

beef and broccoli

For normal people, it's a dish
For dope people, it's where people bury people when people catch a body...under beef and broccoli AKA grass and dirt

"Beef is my struggle, broccoli is my weed
I go hungry and order me some beef and broccoli
and this heater's
gonna leave you underneath
some beef and broccoli
for those who don't know, that's grass and dirt
for caskets lying under grass and dirt"

-- Juelz Santana Freestyle under "F You" beat

by big jens chisel July 28, 2006

beef hood

Its another name for the foreskin.

She licked the cheese from my beef hood.

by tom potampkin August 4, 2006

Beef eater

Jocks who eat too much protein and juice themselves up with steriods.

Friend: "hey Tony whats 2+2?"

Beef Eater: "PROTEIN!"

Friend: "Wow tony you are such a beef eater"

by jc0790 November 7, 2009

Beef Cake

A red headed faggot who plays war hammer and gives frequent rusty trombones, brother to " Cheese Cake "

" Your such a beef cake you fuckin zeeke "

by Ketchup35 May 31, 2006

beef curtain

Found on VERY obese women, the excess lard that flaps between the abdomen and the knees.

I thought the hoe was wearing a weighted slip under her skirt, but it was actually just her beef curtain!

by McLardy August 31, 2007

beef drapes

I have beef drapes...i hate them so much cas they smell everywhere n when i get my menstruating time mum has to get the mop out and its so stained already that we also use mums hair.So now its red, but she cant use mine so she just puts her hair onto mine and rubs!

My vagina...why do i have such long beefy drapes hanging up in my vagina!Them beef drapes smell funky!

by Lorry S. December 28, 2005