Rubber Band Bank

Has absolutely nothing to do with the ammount of rubber bands. Is simply a wad of cash with a rubber band around it. These types of "Banks" are usually found in illegal transactions; i.e., drug trafficking. The term is also an oxymoron of sorts, because the terms "Rubber Band" and "Bank" imply drastically different levels of risk.
Don't worry Filbert, I got my Rubber Band Banks.
by Schlongmaster December 05, 2006
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cool dad band

A band, like Wilco, whose primary audience is comprised of dads with cool teenage kids, but who still attract enough cool teenage kids to be actually cool.
Joe: Have you heard the new Wilco CD?
Amy: No way, man. My dad still hasn't taken "Yankee Foxtrot Hotel" out of the Saab.
Lisa: Yeah. They're such a cool dad band.
by Emily R-W March 02, 2008
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Do me (band)

A non-sexual term referring to the way a band kid asks for assistance from fellow band kids to put on his or her jacket as part of their uniform. The jacket itself is very difficult to put on by itself because the zipper is on the back. Unless you are a freak of nature, you need help putting it on. This ritual of the doing normally begins with a band kid half in the uniform turning around as they say "Do me", the band kid leans over as the second band kid takes their quivering hand and slowly zips up their jacket. Once this is done, the band kids parts ways to do other people.
Band kid 1: Hey band kid 2, "Do me (band)"
Band kid 2: *Zips up jacket*
Band kid 1: Thank you! *walks away*
by Sousatonium October 16, 2014
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Band Wagon Jumper

A sports fan who's loyalty is contingent upon a team's success. These fans are rarely respected in the sport fanatic community because they reap the rewards of victory, without a willingness or fortitude to face the hardships of defeat.
1realist on the New York Mets message board on 8/10/2010 says "F the Mets!! I am a Reds fan now!!"

Thus, 1realist is a band wagon jumper
by NyMetsFan August 11, 2010
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naked brothers band

the demon spawn of nickolodean(which used to be pure of intentions but that shortly ended when the high elves lost in the war against ronald reagan and osama bin laden) their main objective were to steal the souls of your sons and daughters(usually daughters) and give them the dark overlord voldemort so he may bake a cookie of disaster and feed it to all newborn narwhales. fortunately their attempts were thwarted by the heroic actions of spartan 117, sgt. johnson, and Bob saget who drove them back to the dark hellhole from whence they came.
by jorjor218 June 21, 2011
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band queer

A member of a band who is so devoted to their trade that it will dominate all parts of their life, making them socially unacceptable. Later in life they will have no career other than teaching future band queers.
Mr. Donello over there was a band queer when he was a kid. Now he teaches music class.
by Capnplunder November 30, 2007
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Band Dork

A bandy, a person who is in marching band. A freak. Usually has lots of zits.
The cheerleader said to the football player: "Who is that freak with the tuba?"
The football player said to the cheerleader: "That's a band dork. Let's beat them up"
The cheerleader says to the football player: "Okay."
by TheOblideration July 06, 2004
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