Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.

Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'

by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011

bakersfield three way

When three guys split the cost of a gas station vending machine cock ring.

Did you see that woman pleaser in the bathroom vending machine? Let's go bakersfield three way on it.

by Ridiculous KPJ July 8, 2012

Bakerette

A hot bachlorette with exceptional baking skills

A Bakerette is a women who is single, kicks ass in the kitchen and can bake you under the table. Her amazing skills are sufficient to catch any single man. One bite of her sweet stuff and you are hers.

by Allenna82 April 18, 2013

Baker Street Feet

The feet of a man who has moved into a ghetto area and shows no regard for necessities such as shoes.

You've got Baker Street Feet, you took a shower and the bottoms of your feet are still black.

by Mizzo411 September 6, 2013

bake & boink

(verb)
derivative of popular 'high' ENT culture phrase: wake & bake; whereupon, the members participating, awake from sleep, and then smoke up/blaze/toke, etc. Bake & boink is when the members participating, smoke up and have awesome sex.

Guy : I love to wake & bake.
Girl : You should try the bake & boink.
Guy : What's that?
Girl : *grin*

by <3CJ October 12, 2013

Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat

The equivalent of smoking weed everyday, but you smoke it at the end of the day (Like hotboxing it with a buddy after work), going home, and sleeping till like noon, then after you wake up, eating everything in sight, and having intensions of doing the same thing, that day, and however many more times after that.

Stoner 1: So dude, what are you doing today after work?
Stoner 2: I'm probably going to Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat
Stoner 1: Dude can I come?
Stoner 2: No....

by Blast Berry July 18, 2014

Baker's Coupling

A threesome

My girlfriend and I are looking for a third for our Baker's Coupling...dont tell my wife.

by hulksmashpanda December 26, 2014